The dark religious history of Poundland’s chocolate Halloween skeletons.
In 2008 a convent of nuns called the sisters of perpetual happiness, engaged in an anti-Halloween publicity stunt, where they bought up Poundland’s entire stock of chocolate skeletons and converted them to chocolate nuns by colouring them in with black Sharpies.
However, the stunt backfired when it was discovered that the Cardinal of Lust was taking choirboys up the back passage with a chocolate nun, to his rectory on the pretext of helping him pack fudge.
When the cardinal was exposed by the media, the chocolate nuns, or as the media referred to them, the “butt nuns” were gathered together and sent to Africa to treat undernourished orphans for chocolate deficiency.
Like totally true. (probably)
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