Thank you for watching my crazy video on the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe and Minecraft Foam Sword I received from Think Geek. These toys really got me excited and I went a little crazy on this video. Let me know if you enjoy it in the comments and with a like and subscribe. Not all of my videos are going to be this crazy because there just isn’t enough cough syrup in the world to make that happen.
Pickaxe:
Sword:
On an average day, we can think of probably a billion uses for a sword like the one in Minecraft. For starters, we’d use it to slice our alarm clock in half for waking us up from an amazing dream. Then we’d use it to butter our toast for breakfast and skewer an apple to eat on the drive to work. When the highway gets congested, we’d send our carpool buddy out ahead of us to cut down the offending vehicles and clear a path.
Once at work, we’d use our Minecraft Sword to cut through red tape. (It works much better than a machete.) Then we’d use it to cut cake. Birthday cake, that is. After carefully licking away the excess frosting, we’d then point the sword menacingly at Middle Manager when he suggests staying late to finish a project. Not tonight – it’s porkchop night and our Minecraft Sword is ready!
Product Specifications
Your very own Iron Sword from Minecraft
Crafted from durable EVA foam
Great accessory for costumes and YouTube videos
Officially licensed Minecraft collectible
You’re in a meeting. You need to escape. You need your freedom! Sadly, escaping a meeting isn’t the same as getting away from Zombies and Creepers. You can’t just tunnel your way out… Or maybe you could if you just had the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe!
Replicating the stone pickaxe from Minecraft (data value 274 to be precise), the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe is an officially licensed Minecraft product. Okay, so a foam pickaxe is probably not going to bash through solid rock (or even soggy drywall for that matter), but with this baby in your hand you’ll feel like you can. And after all, isn’t it more important to have the confidence that you could smash things when you’re trapped in a room with crazy people?
The Minecraft Foam Pickaxe is made from sturdy EVA foam, which means that unlike the stone pickaxe in the game, the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe will withstand far more than 132 uses. EVA makes the Minecraft Foam Pickaxe a sturdy tool, hefty yet with enough cushion that you’ll feel comfortable bashing a wide variety of materials. And of course, this is an officially licensed Minecraft product, which means you’re making Notch happy too.
Product Specifications
Full size replica of the stone pickaxe from Minecraft
Crafted from durable, EVA foam
Great Minecraft accessory for costumes and YouTube videos
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