Jersey Shore’s Ronnie Ortiz-Magro new Song

“How The F We Getting Home”

Not one to miss an opportunity to cash in on his 45 minutes of fame, “Jersey Shore” co-star Ronnie Ortiz-Magro (he’s the buff one — not the rehab one or the hair one or the other one) on Wednesday (May 30) released his first single, “How The F*** We Gettin’ Home?!”

A sample of the lyrics:

“Waiting for a night like this, I’ve been waiting for so long. We don’t take it easy, someone take my keys, please. I don’t think I’m able to drive.”

Okay, so that’s a positive message. So far, the track is only available via a game app, Songster, that allows users to remix the song at will.

“In the Ronnie experience, players visit Ronnie’s shoreside party house and learn from Ronnie how to quickly make a song,” reads a press release. “Song creation is made easy by Songster’s SongGrid technology. Players simply drag and drop the instrumental, drum and vocal loops they want to hear and have a flawless remix in seconds.”

The track also features Jalyn Ducati and Modo, though we have a feeling those aren’t their real names.