Published on April 14, 2017
You can now buy me cake and things to take apart at:-
No seriously… Do a search on ebay for pink toilet bomb and these things come up.
They’re basically toilet tissue (bog-roll) holders that can either be used next to your toilet, or as a tissue dispenser to allow the use of arse-paper as nasal tissues.
At first I wondered how they could send something so big from China for a few quid (quid is slang for a British Pound). It made me ponder if maybe Chinese toilet rolls were really small to match their little oriental butts, but it transpires that it happily accepts British-grade toilet rolls.